Where’s Madison?

http://district6-cityofpasadena.blogspot.com/2007/06/let-them-eat-cake-district-6-woes.html

 

 

Madison, Madison, wherefore art thou, Madison?

The always entertaining and informative District 6 Blogger continues to note Councilman Steve Madison’s absences from City Council meetings.

Since I’m 1800 miles away in exile, I will be sending my SPF 2007 (Special Proctor Forces 2007) out to find ol’ Steve.  Usually these guys are good for finding my missing keys or tracking down the closest place that sells Scrapple but they can handle this job.  Pasadena needs Steve Madison! 

Obviously he’s been kidnapped by former opponent Kimberley Brown and her wacky Unitarian friends because Steve cares about his position so much and wouldn’t want to jeopardize his future Mayoral campaign.  (I hope you can detect sarcasm over the Internet).

My Special Proctor Forces include:

 

Mr. T a/k/a B.A. Baracus from TV’s “The A-Team”

A Jesus Action Figure

Ron Paul (since he’s not busy)

My brother Adam’s cat, Achilles

If they (especially Jesus) can’t find Mr. Madison, nobody can!

Here’s hoping SPF 2007 brings Mr. Madison back to City Council meetings safely.  1/7 of Pasadena is depending on him!

What do you think of this logo for the site?

I suck at graphic design.  Maybe someone here could be a pal and make a better logo than the following. If you can, e-mail me at qxnuwaivaaron@aol.comqx (take out the q’s and x’s from the e-mail address):

:-)

Slots O’ Fun

I had an enjoyable Midwestern day today.  The parents and I ventured out to St. Charles, Missouri to the Ameristar Casino.  I ended up breaking even, which sucks because I was totally about $50 ahead and kept going.  I love those penny slots, though.  Very addicting but you’ve just got to be careful.

On the way to the Ameristar, we passed the $20 Shoe Outlet on Natural Bridge Rd. in Normandy, Missouri (right next to Beverly Hills, Missouri - which gave me a good laugh).  I keep seeing commercials for this place so I asked my parents to stop and we checked it out.

The Ameristar Casino in St. Charles, MO.  I think I was the youngest person there. 

The people who run the store, I believe they’re Jordanian or Armenian (because I’ve met a few Jordanians here and St. Louis has a very low Armenian population) who are very nice and helpful.  The commercial was a bit misleading as I thought it was more of a typical outlet store but instead, it’s just random brands of shoes laying around and no Doc Martens.  Despite my disappointment, I found this AWESOME belt.  It’s leather, has cool studs in it (as you can tell from campaign pictures, my favorite kind of belt to wear) and has a huge Adam Ant-esque skull & crossbones buckle.  It’s not one of those redneck-y belt buckles, either.  Very Gothy and cool.

After breaking nearly even at the Ameristar, having a few Aaron Proctors (if you didn’t read, that’s a vodka tonic with cranberry juice) and buying my dad a beer, my parents and I headed to a restaurant I haven’t seen nor patronized in ages:

Ponderosa Steakhouse!

I used to see Ponderosas all the time back in Philly but have never seen one in California.  It’s a pretty cool place - you can just get a straight buffet (which is what I did - I had 5 pieces of pizza, a bunch of chicken wings, some breaded chicken, and two tacos) or you can order their delicious sirloin steak or ribeye steak (which is what Mom and Dad did).  A very well-priced meal and I’d recommend this particular location if only I remembered what town I was in.  It was somewhere on St. Charles Rock Rd.  I think it’s near St. John’s, MO.  Whatever - I’m sure all of the Ponderosas are good.

I prefer their old green logo (I think it was green?) 

Stopped by Kohl’s and picked up a USC t-shirt for $8 - of course, I won’t wear it often - but I like to pay homage to the only University to ever do a full-scale journalistic project (complete with videos on YouTube and USC TV) about my campaign.

“psst…Bogaard…did you hear about the great deals at the $20 Shoe Outlet?”

Stand & Deliver.

- Aaron

Late night TV in the STL

I’ve been here nearly 16 days and I can summarize my St. Louis experience in one sentence:

If I see that bitch on a carpet one more time, I’m going to throw a brick through the TV.

http://www.beckyscarpet.com

:-)

History, Vice, and Taxes

I received another nice e-mail from Adam Auxier - a St. Louis resident now living in NYC - today, one of the newest readers of this blog.  He brought me up to speed on some stuff about St. Louis:

Aaron,

Appreciate the email, here is some info about St.
Louis that might help you understand the city a bit.

St. Louis was the third largest city in the US at one
time and it was dreaming big dreams so to speak.
Forest Park near Wash U was the host of the World’s
Fair in 1904, the park is twice the size of Central
Park in NYC for comparison. It is an Eastern city sort
of dropped in the midwest, with Eastern problems, a
bit of why its the most dangerous city in the US.

The city never really developed a very distinct
culture partly because it is composed of 4 primary
groups of people who generally don’t interact. The
blacks, nearly all of whom emigrated to St. Louis and
East St. Louis from 3 counties in Mississippi. The
Germans who settled in Belleville and in the city and
brought the city its beer, Belleville had the largest
German newspaper in the country up until WW II.
Southerners (rednecks) who came to the city for work
between the Civil War and the great depression. And
lastly Eastern Europeans who came to work in the steel
mills and factories in the city.

St. Louis was literally the gateway to the west,
though they describe it in different terms now. All
police and rangers in the western territories were
deputized by the St. Louis city police.

Here are some things you really should see while you
live there.

St. Louis City Museum< This is by far the best city
museum in the country and the benchmark for any new
museums. 

Cahokia Mounds< Ancient civilization on the east bank
of the Mississippi river. This was the largest city in
the US until the founding of Philadelphia.

I assume you have walked around it, but you should see
Forest Park, particularly the Metal Tree, which I
think is very cool.

Enjoy

Adam

Thanks for the suggestions.  But the question is - why did St. Louis just give up?  Other cities haven’t given up and look at them now - cities like Phoenix and Atlanta.  Now, mind you, unless I’m connecting flights there, I wouldn’t be caught dead anywhere near Georgia - but the city itself isn’t too bad.  I think people in St. Louis now just dream about owning a home in St. Louis County while leaving the “poor people to fend for themselves”.  I don’t know.  To me, if you truly love something, no matter how bad it gets, you’ll contribute to make it better.

Thanks for the suggestions on places to visit.  I’ve already been to a few.  As for me, I’m going to go way off the course and check out the Ameristar Casino in St. Charles, MO tomorrow.  Gambling is fun!

Speaking of vices, I found an interesting article over at Pasadena Now (by way of the Foothill Cities Blog).  Here’s the article, if you want to check it out.  Basically, it’s about Pasadena’s District 2 City Councilwoman Margaret McAustin and Pasadena’s District 4 City Councilsexyman Steve Haderlein and their priorities with regard to massage parlors in Pasadena.

Margaret McAustin (right)

Now..is it just me..or is this really a huge priority?  I’ve only heard murmurs about the issue and what about the gang violence in the city?  Oh, wait, that’s right - nobody’s getting killed in District 2 and District 4. 

I’m not saying I’m pro-massage parlor or ruining anyone’s nice picket fence neighborhood - but I’m pretty sure this issue is a top priority on the clipboards of Margaret McAustin and Steve Haderlein because they’re both rumored to be Mayoral candidates in 2011.  Remember, do “right” before those around you early in your term if you want to seek higher office!

Steve Haderlein doesn’t like massage parlors because he’s a slab of grade A man meat and never had to pay for a happy ending.  Seriously, though, according to Pasadena Now, Steve said this about the parlors:  “If you can’t see what’s going on inside, you assume the worst, or at least, my constituents do,” he said.

Wouldn’t you rather NOT see what’s going on inside if you have an idea already of what’s going on inside?  Again, seriously, is this issue really that important or am I missing something completely?  And don’t give me the whole “You’re still young, you don’t have kids, etc…”.  I hate that double standard - just because I choose not to procreate means I can’t be for or against social issues.

I think Margaret has only brought up “the proliferation of massage parlors” once or twice in the Pasadena Weekly.  I didn’t hear her speak at all about them at the District 2 debates before the primary election.  I remember her top priorities being over-development, keeping our neighborhoods “great” (IE: keeping our neighborhoods white), and traffic.  I’m more irritated at Margaret - not because I supported Jim Lomako (ok, Jane?) - but because she’s running the district I used to call home.

McAustin running for Mayor would be ugly.  You already saw her dirty politics against Jim Lomako - telling blatant lies and stretching the truth against her and Stacy Lewis.  Plus, she’s backed by Martin Truitt - you know, the guy behind the whole “Let’s not pass Measure A [the measure that would have allowed the NFL at the Rose Bowl] because we don’t want blacks getting rowdy and Mexicans parking on our lawns during the Rose Bowl”. 

The funniest thing about the 2011 election is that there are already a lot of names in the rumor mill of Mayoral candidates (that is, if Bogaard doesn’t run again).  The aforementioned Haderlein and McAustin as well as Steve Madison (who, from what I’ve heard about his personal life is modeling his campaign after the personal life of Giuliani).  I’ve heard Chris Holden (oh god - could you see McAustin pulling out old news stories about his first wife banging that 16 year old boy?) and Victor “Touchdown” Gordo may also be candidates as well. Maybe Sidney Tyler will run and then I’ll move into District 7 and run for council unopposed ;-)

With all this massage parlor get-out, though, I’m sick of being in the Midwest.  Pasadena needs Aaron Proctor more than ever.

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I got my first paycheck today and I found a strange tax taken out of my check.  Apparently, the city of St. Louis - whether I like it or not - takes $4.00 from my paycheck.  I don’t know if that’s a twice-a-month or yearly thing but..what the hell? I have to pay a tax just for working in St. Louis?  They should be paying me to work there given the city’s blight and terrible economic shape.  I mean, it’s no Pasadena or anything.  I actually had a similar idea during the campaign - take out a tax from people who live outside of Pasadena but work in Pasadena, sort of an “opportunity tax”. 

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At any rate, that’s all from here for now.  I’m going to go make Margaret McAustin mad by gambling tomorrow. :-)

Stand & Deliver.

- Aaron

Actually something cool in St. Louis: http://www.riverfronttimes.com

If you’re feeling sinister

Remember the good ol’ days or learn about your newly transplanted “Goth-itician” (thanks to Jake Gaskill of USC News for that one) on YouTube.

Videos of me on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=aaron+proctor&search=Search

USC news story about me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8sycJHXZT4

Catching Up With Pasadena

Obviously, I’ve been following Pasadena events daily from afar and pining for my homeland.  Let’s check out some of my favorite clips from my favorite Pasadena area blogs recently, shall we?

Under The Dome

Star-News own ex-Goth version of Jimmy Olsen, Kenneth Todd “K-Todd” Ruiz, reports on some of the seriousness from the latest City Council meeting, some strange comments from a hot chick, and briefly discusses Mr. Faulkner, a strange YouTube vidiot from Pasadena who I mentioned in an article I posted on April 11th.

West Coast Grrlie Blather

One of my 1,472 votes (above).

Speaking of hot chicks, Kelly L.C. Russell hates jury duty or something.  I don’t remember..I was too busy undressing her blog with my eyes.

The Foothill Cities Blog

The mysterious Centinel and the quite possibly second-in-the-line-of-sexiness-of-Steve-Haderlein Publius weigh in on Larry Wilson’s promotion at the aforementioned Star-News to Duke of the San Gabriel Valley.

Centinel

Publius

 

Larry Wilson: Worldly guy who likes Morrissey, has an asteroid named for him, but still doesn’t know the difference between eyeliner and mascara (I’m too lazy to post a link - go through the blog archives to find out what I’m referencing).

Eye Level Pasadena

My absolute favorite photography and information blog, run by the recently married (congrats!) Jill Davis-Doughtie-Proctor-Coleman-Kennedy-Von Trapp.  Just kidding - it’s just Davis-Doughtie.  Anyway, check out her awesome photography - that picture of the Bodega Wine Bar makes me want to get drunk!

Pasadena Pundit

Last but not least, I’ll include a blog I can’t stand. Haven’t been to the site but I’m assuming the handful of Republicans who live in Pasadena are accusing Bill Bogaard of being a member of Al-Qaida, finding passages in Revelation that relate to my campaign for Mayor, and calling Andre Coleman, Kevin Ulrich, and Joe Piasecki kitten murderers. Go make a sandwich, do your laundry, liberate Darfur, and maybe, just maybe their site will have completely loaded in your browser.

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Thanks to the people who have been e-mailing me at teamproctor@proctorformayor.com but I must say, I haven’t checked that e-mail address much since the campaign.  Special thanks to the ex-St. Louisan in NYC who saw the Human League here and to the Bibbiani family (yes, the Bill Bibbiani) for sending me warm well-wishes.

Former Pasadena Unified School District board member, Bill Bibbiani (left) and yours truly (right) - after a joint Mayoral/PUSD election debate this past Spring. 

For some St. Louis blog action, check out http://www.stlouisbloggers.com/.

Stand & Deliver.

- Aaron

The good ol’ days

Today, I found probably hundreds of old pro-wrestling tapes in my parents’ basement.  My brothers and I would tape nearly every show we watched between 1996 and 2000 and most of these are on these tapes.  Everything from pay per views to episodes of “ECW”, “WWF (yeah when it was still the WWF) Monday Night RAW”, and “WCW Monday Nitro”.  Gonna be good to watch all of this again, especially with how pro-wrestling as of late has been making me feel nostalgic for its Golden Age in the late 90’s. 

I also found this gem - a professional wrestling show I promoted in Altadena, CA at the Eagles Hall back in 2003, obviously dubbed “Proctor Championship Wrestling: Zero Tolerance”:

http://www.highspots.com/product.asp?id=10563

Believe it or not, copies of this show are STILL for sale on DVD over at Highspots.com, the world’s leading retailer of wrestling merchandise.

Good times, good times.

Day 13 in the Heartland: Don’t Don’t

Listen up, people of St. Louis and the surrounding Midwest:

Please stop using the word “don’t” the wrong way.

It’s really annoying and you’re further alienating this “elitist” Californian.

I heard a co-worker say “It don’t show up in the computer” today.  This statement was followed by statements later in the day like “The mail don’t go until 11 o’clock” and “The file don’t have any information.”

I’m just hoping I’m not here long enough to develop the accent here.  The common one sounds like a combination of a Philly/New York accent with a southern drawl or - better yet - a southern cadence (which usually sounds rather unintelligent).

It’s like I’ve always said - you could be Harvard educated, have a zillion degrees, have traveled the world - but if you have any kind of twang in your voice, you sound like your IQ is 40.

It’s been 2 weeks and I’m already getting more annoyed by the minute.  Someone please show me where the smart/cool people are!

Stand & Deliver.

- Aaron

New blog title.

Thanks to my awesome webmaster/chief strategy officer, Michael B., for setting up my new blog title (”The Adventures of Aaron Proctor in St. Louis) as well as my new subtitle (”Pride. and Peace. Midwest-style.)

Please edit your blogrolls and links accordingly.  The domain is still www.proctorformayor.com.

Danke!