There’s only one thing I miss about my exile to St. Louis earlier this year:

Dirt Cheap.

The link above is to a commercial for a chain of stores in Missouri called Dirt Cheap.  Plain and simple - they sold alcohol and cigarettes for, well, dirt cheap.  Not only could you get some good Captain Morgan there for about 3/4 the price you’d pay out here - but it even called itself “the last refuge for the persocuted smoker”.  AND - they had their OWN brand of generic beer.  $3.99 for a six pack.  I kid you not.   Future  Jefferson County  Prosecutors would agree.
The best thing about this is that this commercial would not go over too well in our avocado-consuming society.  “The more she drinks, the better you look”.  I love commercials that promote date rape.

- AP