Apparently - I don’t “exist” on the Internet, or people don’t want the world to know about me - according to Ann Erdman’s links as well as a certain public editor - who is also probably a big fan of Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants and waiting in line for the sequel - over at the Star-News.

Yeah, I think it’s hilarious that they both have a kind of “don’t mention The Proc” policy around their places of employment. First of all, my site gets hundreds of hits from both the City of Pasadena and the Star-News. Somebody’s readin’ this shit. It’s also hilarious because nobody - and I mean nobody - can really stop the power of Google. Really ruins that whole “the best way to insult someone is to completely ignore them logic.”

I for one - take Erdman’s “No linking to Proctor” and Larry Wilson’s “no mentioning Proctor” policies as a compliment. I mean, the funny thing is, if Ann is trying to please Steve “No Balls” Madison, she should probably take down the links to some of the other blogs I write for or any blogs that link to my stuff. So, that’s like, half the blogosphere around here. Good luck with your “Censorship”.

And, Larry, I know for a fact that half of your staff reads my blog - and thousands more outside of your little world. So you can continue living in a Proctor-less, boring world while everyone else reaps the rewards of this website. Have fun writing about garden parties and lawn bowling and stupid old limo liberals and stiff shafts and how you’re “totally straight acting.” Oh, and, isn’t “Hiding” the Internet just as bad as the guys like Dick Cheney that you criticize and “never watch” week in and week out.

The Proc is all around you. Nowhere to hide, kids. Para example - a hilarious e-mail I got yesterday from Dirk Allcreaturesgreatandsmall:

Subject: No more comments on the hotness of our reporters
From: “Dan Abendschein”
Date: Fri, July 25, 2008 10:51 am
To: teamproctor@proctorformayor.com

Aaron: I tend to think your “charming” (in the sense of a staggering drunk
approaching woman at a bar) sense of humor is harmless, but our female
reporters have made it pretty clear that they really don’t like it. So I
deleted your latest about Jen McLain, and will delete such comments in the
future.

If you are hurting for material, I suggest a top ten list on why the
Phillies don’t have what it takes to make the playoffs.

You got it, dude. No more talking about how Jennifer McClain is the new Star-News sexpot or how every guy who reads page 2 wants to fuck her seven ways to Sunday. Not a problem at all.

You’d think you’d wanna sell papers..and what sells better than sex?

While we’re talking about newspapers - the battle between “Mr. Thursday Morning” Andre Coleman and Frank “Coast To Coast” Girardot over the Richter mess has been heating up on the blogosphere for the past few days. It’s getting so bad that I’m going to have to have Andre vs Frank in an Extreme Rules Match on Smackdown Vs. RAW 2008. Coming soon.

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Pasadena’s Blackwater..I mean..Inter-Con Security has been all over the news the past few days. Here’s Joe Piasecki’s article in the PW and more parking coverage from the PSN.

I love it how people keep complaining and complaining and complaining and Douchey McDoucherson still doesn’t care because he’s “looking out” for a business in his District. Oh yeah? Just like you were looking out for the businesses in Old Town when you came up with your smoking ban (which you were then coincidentally not present for..) - with all the coffee shops and open-air eateries and..a fucking CIGAR SHOP in your District.

The thing is - the Parking Gestapo Enforcement has been shoddy and suspect Citywide for years. Whether it’s the “chose-this-over-Wal-Mart-cashier” Inter-Con kids or the City itself, they’ve been targeting specific people and specific areas for ages. It’s just now on the table because a lot of out-of-towners are going to complain - and you know how Pasadena has the biggest hard-on for out-of-towners.

Fuck Inter-Con. Their company isn’t even run properly and has tons of controversy with regard to its hiring and firings and general goings on over there. Is this really a company that we want to have a contract with Pasadena? And why are we giving them a YEAR to clean up their act? Why not 6 months? 3 months? 30 days?! What happened to the Pasadena Way that Barney Melekian told me about: “fair but firm”?

It’s just another way The City Government passes the buck onto a private company - so nobody on Council gets the finger directly pointed at them. Just another “cover our asses” move that reeks of Limo Liberal socialist elitism.

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There’s about to be a much less bloodier and much more artistic (in the gay way) Civil War here in Los Angeles County - between the people of the San Gabriel Valley and everyone’s favorite City in the world (but not mine), Los Angeles. It’s fargin’ war!

There’s going to be a sales tax increase measure on the November ballot (along with the bullshit PUSD measure we already have to deal with there in the Dena). Everyone here in the SGV (including me) except Fat Tony are concerned that the sales tax will be used so LA can build a stupid subway to the beach, instead of for monies to extend the Gold Line.

Why would I want to be paying more taxes so the lame-asses over in Los Angeles can not ride public transportation? Does the County really need to involve all of us in this shit? I hate L.A. so much. After being immersed in the “Hollywood Club Scene” (as K-Todd used to say) for years, I’m so sick of that place. I don’t even remember the last time I even went to Eagle Rock. Seriously..can’t stand it. You think the limo liberals and old money staid-asses I make fun of here in the Crown City are bad? They’re nothing compared to the fake-titted, non-voting-liberal, KROQ-listening, America-bashing, dregs of society that come out of the City of Angels. And don’t get me started on what you’ll see in the parking lot of Dodgers Stadium. I’ll go there when I need an air-brushed Virgin Mary t-shirt.

Yeah, let’s totally raise the sales tax (and housing costs through the proposed PUSD Bond Measure) - what - with the economy finally slapping the Dena even the face. Even The Pasadena Way can’t hide from the reality of an economic downturn.

It’s not even about a new tax or paying more money - I just can’t stand L.A. So, definitely voting “no” on this one - on principle alone. I’m on the side of the San Gabriel Valley on this one - even if I have to be in the same room with a weird chick named Hilda.
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I love how all the Obamamaniacs can say about John McCain is that he’s “old”

I’ll leave you all on this beautiful Saturday with the following stuff. First - I’ve been entertained by Avie Joe and his/her “Society Of Lemmings” blog. Even though some stuff can come off sounding like a 17 year old is writing it (hey - my stuff is usually much worse), it’s an enjoyable read and perspective.

Oh - and here are a few more reasons why you shouldn’t vote for Barack Obama. Uh-oh. I just said the “not voting for Obama” sentence again. Preparing for insecure liberal hate mail in 3…2….1…

Be seeing you,

- AP