Tyler
Author: Aaron Proctor - Date: August 26th, 2007

Think of a hot woman. Sid Tyler banged her.
It takes Sid Tyler 20 minutes to watch “60 Minutes”.
Sid Tyler can divide by zero.
When Sid Tyler plays Monopoly, it actually affects the world economy.
Like most of Pasadena, also doesn’t know where District 7 is.
Can jumpstart a car with his penis and a wink.