Maserati
Author: Aaron Proctor - Date: August 26th, 2007

He’s a lawyer, he’s divorced, and he has a Maserati. Claims to be a “Liberal Democrat” to the guffaws of Pasadena residents. Has a reputation for missing Council meetings.
Also known as “Maserati Madison”, The Non-Sexy Steve or The Un-Haderlein. Although, he’s often seen in the area of Old Town Pasadena with a hot chick younger than me.
Way to serve the community, Steve.
He likes garish bow-ties and bright lavender ones, too.
Rumors are that he possibly doesn’t like black people.
He’s also a giant douchebag. Bogaard’s right hand man in the Limo Liberal squad.
Porn Star Name: Osa Morse